Ten Things We Hate About MBAs
Read Brian's (MBA) Response Here! :-)
Jared Miller & David Starr, BBA1s
Issue date: 11/18/02 Section: Student Life
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10. MBA guys have man boobs. MBA girls have… well, you know.
9. The only reason you're here is because you couldn't cut it in the business world.
8. Pathetic eighth ranking in Business Week. You have got to be kidding! How does it feel to go to a school that is now ranked lower because you are here? To top it off, you cried and cried until papa Dolan consoled your woes. Wah.
7. The only reason you hang out with your section and write up section-news reports for the MSJ is because you have no friends. Go to a bar, get wasted, and enjoy yourself.
6. What's the deal with the big backpacks? Those things are so full, it's like you have a 'little person' stuck in there. Which one of you has Mini-me?
5. Laptops. Instead of communicating electronically, you might want to have a verbal exchange or two. Who knows, you might gain a friend. (Please see number 7.)
4. Poor clothing taste. Tight jeans went out of style in 1987, and tucked-in flannel shirts are for men over the age of 40. Which leads us to our next point…
3. MBA guys unsuccessfully hit on BBA girls. Do you really think that they want a flabby, balding, Viagra-needing man when they can pick from the BBA crop? Plus, you really need to do something about those man boobs. The only result of your feeble attempts is the pleasure we derive from watching you fail.
2. MBA girls suck—they never hit on us. With Miller's guns and Starr's witty charm, there is no reason why they should not melt in our hands. Ladies, you can find us chilling in the student lounge, humoring the BBA chicas.
1.You smell.
(If you have any questions, complaints, concerns, or feel the need to punch someone, please consult David Starr).
** Read Brian's (MBA) Response Here! :-) **
9. The only reason you're here is because you couldn't cut it in the business world.
8. Pathetic eighth ranking in Business Week. You have got to be kidding! How does it feel to go to a school that is now ranked lower because you are here? To top it off, you cried and cried until papa Dolan consoled your woes. Wah.
7. The only reason you hang out with your section and write up section-news reports for the MSJ is because you have no friends. Go to a bar, get wasted, and enjoy yourself.
6. What's the deal with the big backpacks? Those things are so full, it's like you have a 'little person' stuck in there. Which one of you has Mini-me?
5. Laptops. Instead of communicating electronically, you might want to have a verbal exchange or two. Who knows, you might gain a friend. (Please see number 7.)
4. Poor clothing taste. Tight jeans went out of style in 1987, and tucked-in flannel shirts are for men over the age of 40. Which leads us to our next point…
3. MBA guys unsuccessfully hit on BBA girls. Do you really think that they want a flabby, balding, Viagra-needing man when they can pick from the BBA crop? Plus, you really need to do something about those man boobs. The only result of your feeble attempts is the pleasure we derive from watching you fail.
2. MBA girls suck—they never hit on us. With Miller's guns and Starr's witty charm, there is no reason why they should not melt in our hands. Ladies, you can find us chilling in the student lounge, humoring the BBA chicas.
1.You smell.
(If you have any questions, complaints, concerns, or feel the need to punch someone, please consult David Starr).
** Read Brian's (MBA) Response Here! :-) **
