Section 4 Odds n' Ends
The Anithinator, MBA1
Issue date: 12/9/02 Section: Student Life
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Event Review: International Potluck
I actually didn't attend this potluck, but I imagine that this was a festive event that was enjoyed by many of our section-mates and their families. Since I don't know who was really there or what was served, allow me to fabricate (and/or plagiarize from Jason's email) the highlights of this event:
* Best appetizer - All-American Beefcakes, by Jason George and Mike Conway
* Best main course - Authentic Swedish Meatballs, by Mehul Desai
* Best side dish - Moscow Moussaka, by Alex Ablaev
* Best dessert - Hand Raisin Asian Surprise, by Linda Lei
* Best beverage - Cocaine Cola (a Columbian treat), by Al Mendoza
Day in the Life: Anitha Visits Section 2
When an unexpected event forced me to miss World Economy on the day before Thanksgiving, I was surprised to discover that the Deuce follows our Wednesday schedule, one class period behind us. So I submitted my resume and cover letter to Deuce President, Jason Dolenga, and was accepted to their prestigious Day in the Life program. Here are the highlights of my day with Section 2.
World Economy - I come to class and receive a warm welcome from Marc Gibbert, who invites me to pick any seat I like. But within minutes, I get kicked out of my chair, which does not leave favorable impression of the Deuce. Class begins with a passionate presentation on the steel industry by Rodney Emerson. Most profound comment came from Gabriel Freund: "You have to live with pension costs until you die."
Marketing - Dr. Yoon begins Marketing class with the following statement: "Remember the store with the porno magazines? Andre claims that he can't go into that store without thinking of me." Fascinating. I wonder why the Daddies never begin class with porn confessions from our section mates. Is Section 2 better than us? Maybe not, since later in the same class, it is revealed that the Deuce cannot tell the difference between Betty Crocker and Margaret Thatcher. Most interesting comment was made by Adam Welsch, who regaled the group with the legend of the Morton Salt girl.
I actually didn't attend this potluck, but I imagine that this was a festive event that was enjoyed by many of our section-mates and their families. Since I don't know who was really there or what was served, allow me to fabricate (and/or plagiarize from Jason's email) the highlights of this event:
* Best appetizer - All-American Beefcakes, by Jason George and Mike Conway
* Best main course - Authentic Swedish Meatballs, by Mehul Desai
* Best side dish - Moscow Moussaka, by Alex Ablaev
* Best dessert - Hand Raisin Asian Surprise, by Linda Lei
* Best beverage - Cocaine Cola (a Columbian treat), by Al Mendoza
Day in the Life: Anitha Visits Section 2
When an unexpected event forced me to miss World Economy on the day before Thanksgiving, I was surprised to discover that the Deuce follows our Wednesday schedule, one class period behind us. So I submitted my resume and cover letter to Deuce President, Jason Dolenga, and was accepted to their prestigious Day in the Life program. Here are the highlights of my day with Section 2.
World Economy - I come to class and receive a warm welcome from Marc Gibbert, who invites me to pick any seat I like. But within minutes, I get kicked out of my chair, which does not leave favorable impression of the Deuce. Class begins with a passionate presentation on the steel industry by Rodney Emerson. Most profound comment came from Gabriel Freund: "You have to live with pension costs until you die."
Marketing - Dr. Yoon begins Marketing class with the following statement: "Remember the store with the porno magazines? Andre claims that he can't go into that store without thinking of me." Fascinating. I wonder why the Daddies never begin class with porn confessions from our section mates. Is Section 2 better than us? Maybe not, since later in the same class, it is revealed that the Deuce cannot tell the difference between Betty Crocker and Margaret Thatcher. Most interesting comment was made by Adam Welsch, who regaled the group with the legend of the Morton Salt girl.
