Twas' the Night After Finals: Section 3
Issue date: 2/2/09 Section: Features
'Twas the night after Fall
B finals, and section 3 had
restless creative energy
running through the email stream.
'Twas the night after finals
And all throughout Ross
All the students were ready
To get good and soused.
When out of the classroom
Bharath did emerge
To prove that accounting
Was the world's greatest scourge.
He found Dr. Dave
Poring over the books
And gazed at him coldly
With the most sneering of looks.
"Book values are worthless!
The market is king!
You silly accountants
Don't know anything!"
Dr. Dave just sat stunned
He knew not what to say
When in came Caproni -
MO would save the day!
"Now stop it this instant!
Put away the hatorade!
Bharath, you'll get nowhere
With your scathing tirades.
Instead you should form
An x-team together
You can change the shituation
And make finance even better.
The boundary spanning
Between finance and accounting
Will create new ideas
That you soon will be touting."
The professors were shocked
MO finally made sense!
They could get so much further
By making amends.
"Let's value some assets!
And do some cash floetry.
Together our work
Will be pure poetry."
With that they were off
'Twas the end of their fight
This would be quite a merry
Post-finals night.
But I heard them exclaim
'Ere they got off their asses,
"Merry Christmas, Section 3,
You'll pass all your classes!"
B finals, and section 3 had
restless creative energy
running through the email stream.
'Twas the night after finals
And all throughout Ross
All the students were ready
To get good and soused.
When out of the classroom
Bharath did emerge
To prove that accounting
Was the world's greatest scourge.
He found Dr. Dave
Poring over the books
And gazed at him coldly
With the most sneering of looks.
"Book values are worthless!
The market is king!
You silly accountants
Don't know anything!"
Dr. Dave just sat stunned
He knew not what to say
When in came Caproni -
MO would save the day!
"Now stop it this instant!
Put away the hatorade!
Bharath, you'll get nowhere
With your scathing tirades.
Instead you should form
An x-team together
You can change the shituation
And make finance even better.
The boundary spanning
Between finance and accounting
Will create new ideas
That you soon will be touting."
The professors were shocked
MO finally made sense!
They could get so much further
By making amends.
"Let's value some assets!
And do some cash floetry.
Together our work
Will be pure poetry."
With that they were off
'Twas the end of their fight
This would be quite a merry
Post-finals night.
But I heard them exclaim
'Ere they got off their asses,
"Merry Christmas, Section 3,
You'll pass all your classes!"
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