Wisdom
The Chef
Issue date: 2/2/09 Section: Opinions
The Boyne Ski Trip. A bunch of drunk MBAs and a fifty-person hot tub. Yup, sounds like a pretty disease-free weekend to me. It's healthy to let loose once in a while though, especially for those MBA1s that are still recruiting or have just finished up. It's tough going and I am not envious of you all, but I do find it hysterical that those of you who were freaking out about getting an offer and just recently received one now go around dispensing all sorts of advice on "how it's done". When you score a touchdown you hand the ball to the ref and act like you've been there before. There's a reason Terrible Owens has no friends and a reality TV show.
And speaking of shows, you may or may not have heard but there's this show called Follies. You may have received one or two emails about it. I'm just hoping the show is funnier than those emails. The name of the show is super clever; it's something like "The Devil Wears Ross" or was it "Ross/Nixon"? Clearly it left such an impression I can't even remember. Regardless, I will definitely be checking it out this weekend because every once in a while it's nice to laugh with classmates instead of at them.
Onto the Shout Outs…
-To the girl in strategy…when you speak in class your face turns Red, Accent 2, 40%.
-To Follies…here's some free ink for you, "everyone go to the show", now please stop with the emails.
-To those classes with "required reading"…60% of the time I do the reading every time.
-To the BBAs…you are one week closer to that slap in the face that is full-time employment, and my heart goes out to you.
-To the very quiet girl in finance class…yes, I saw you see me see you walk into the Safe Sex Store on South U. Naughty girl.
And speaking of shows, you may or may not have heard but there's this show called Follies. You may have received one or two emails about it. I'm just hoping the show is funnier than those emails. The name of the show is super clever; it's something like "The Devil Wears Ross" or was it "Ross/Nixon"? Clearly it left such an impression I can't even remember. Regardless, I will definitely be checking it out this weekend because every once in a while it's nice to laugh with classmates instead of at them.
Onto the Shout Outs…
-To the girl in strategy…when you speak in class your face turns Red, Accent 2, 40%.
-To Follies…here's some free ink for you, "everyone go to the show", now please stop with the emails.
-To those classes with "required reading"…60% of the time I do the reading every time.
-To the BBAs…you are one week closer to that slap in the face that is full-time employment, and my heart goes out to you.
-To the very quiet girl in finance class…yes, I saw you see me see you walk into the Safe Sex Store on South U. Naughty girl.
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