The Monroe Street Journal

Issue date: 11/16/09 Section: Features

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What comes to mind when you think of Section 4? We've come up with a list of the Top 25 Things You Need to Know About us! Because our section is so amazing, we doubt you'll be able to spot the five falsehoods we've inserted in this laundry list of excellent truths. (We prefer the terms falsehood to bold-faced lies, though that's what these are!)

The Top 25 Things You Need to Know About MBA 1 Section 4

25. We hold the all-time record for most students in a G-chat at the same time. Mmmmkay?
24. Two members of section 4 and a handle of Jim Beam. You do the math. (It was for charity!)
23. We have a former Olympian in our section.
22. One of our section-mates just had a baby!
21. Christie Nordhielm has designated us her "special" section.
20. Eleanor Josaitis is our section hero. (We spent the day with Focus: HOPE during RLI.)
19. One of our section-mates is a former on-air news anchor from rural Idaho.
18. We are the best at taking second place (MBA Games, Penny Wars, life).
17. We recently had a Whirlyball event. It was fun. You wish you were in Section 4 now, right?
16. We can frequently be found in the gym. (It takes work to look this good).
15. The 81st member of our section is Rick's.
14. 7 out of 21 BCG case competition finalists were from Section 4. That's 1/3 for you amateurs out there.
13. We are currently leading a campaign to have Ross closed all day on Sunday, because what's the point of having it open at all is it opens at noon?
12. We send out 8-person search parties if one of our ranks goes missing.
11. Tyson Macomber. Enough said, ladies.
10. Five members of our section spent the night with Karnani and a few bottles of wine.
9. If anyone takes a fall, we've got you covered. Two of the four MD-MBAs in our class are in our section.
8. We also have two JDs should you ever need legal advice.
7. One of our section-mates invented the Snuggie.
6. We're getting married next week.
5. We have three Christophers, three Stephanies, two Tinas, two Matthews, two Ryans and a Ki Moon.
4. We have the highest average GMAT score of any section.
3. We had the highest section average on the first strategy paper.
2. We dominate in flip cup at Skeeps every Thursday.
1. Four-Play is the best fun you'll ever have.

(#23, #19, #13 and #7 are the falsehoods. And while we haven't crunched the numbers, #4 is likely in that bucket, too. )
We hope you've enjoyed learning little more about Section Four!

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